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5/22/12 11:03 am - babybeluga2003 - My Girlfriend is Windows Update

Recently I say something, might have been on 4chan, about a guy who is complaining about his "girlfriend" constantly nagging him, yelling at him, popping up at him, and finally shutting down his game. It ends with some variation on "my girlfriend is Windows Update." Google searches send me on endless Twitter loops; does anyone know what I'm talking about and can link me to it? Thanks!

5/15/12 06:16 pm - findyourgun

In all seriousness...

I'm writing an Econ paper on supply and demand.

I need to know about how much adult diapers cost in Japan or China, and I can't seem to get the answer from google.

Can anyone help?

TIA
 

4/26/12 02:13 pm - bruzzelman - Music by Bloodbath, Video by ??

Hi, i am looking for a probably fan-made video with the song "So you die" from the swedish band Bloodbath in the background. A man and his family is in their home, soldiers or looking-like-soldiers-men are outside and when the music kicks in, they start to rush through the doors and windows, kill everybody in different, but all pretty violent ways. Its like they have the order to get that man out there or kill him and everybody else just gets killed as they were there at the wrong time. I saw it years ago on youtube, bloodbath was founded 1998, so it must be around 2003-2006.

10/1/11 01:29 am - snazzy_bagels

I'm looking for a story about this guy who was in an iron lung and wrote about his experience with a sex surrogate. I think his name was Mark O'Brien or something (I only remember because I'm pretty sure he had the same name as my calculus professor).

I am also looking for a story as old as the internet that was posted in someone's personal Livejournal. It was about some fat bitch named Shay who some guy invited over to live with him and she just shat all over his whole house.

I had both of these bookmarked until all my bookmarks got deleted lkasdfkljsf. PLEASE HALP

9/3/11 08:07 pm - snazzy_bagels

I'm looking for a Youtube account belonging to and older lady in her 40s or 50s. She made these really fucking weird videos experimenting with this 3D software. I don't really remember anything about her. A lot of her videos consisted of poorly-made full figured women dancing and/or singing with really bad Autotune. IT WAS SERIOUSLY THE WEIRDEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I WANT TO BE DISTURBED SOME MORE.

EDIT: I think it was posted on wtf_omgz many moons ago. I'm trying to look for it right now but if someone finds it before I do PLEASE post it.

7/11/11 02:29 pm - rob_t_firefly - Old Flash

Maybe around ten years ago there was a Flash video going round featuring a soft, pretty, child-friendly song about things like bunnies, flowers, pretty dresses, and kittens (with accompanying slideshow) before suddenly turning really loud and shouting "CUNT! CUNT! CUNT! YOU'RE A CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!" over and over. I think it was by someone in the UK, it may have come from b3ta.

Anyone else remember this? My googles are failing me.
 

7/9/11 08:59 pm - grandpaspenis

I think I saw this one 4chan or something. It was just a series of pictures of a family (2 daughters, mom and dad and I think that's all). The daughters were always dressed kind of slutty and they looked really hick-ish. Then they had a bunch of n00dz with some action shots of some guy (the dad?) having sex with them (they were probably inbred which explains why they looked like hillbillies). It was all very disturbing. Does anyone know the story behind this?

1/23/11 08:19 pm - shanmonster - Poop Syringe Sounding

I'm looking for a horrendous video or series of photos that show the following: a rather frightening-looking woman taking a horrible, greasy, runny shit. She fills a syringe with it. A man then injects the diarrhea up his urethra and masturbates until it all comes back out.

Truly vile.

Anyone know what I'm talking about?

1/22/11 09:22 am - relliam

 Hi I was searching for a video I saw way back when of  a guy using a fingering technique on his girlfriend. Her reaction is huge, but what I remember most is how he talks about linking his kiss to the orgasm. If anyone could help me find this vid I'd really appreciate it.

1/21/11 01:18 am - earth_to_morgue

I'm looking for the youtube channel where the guy just has a bunch of videos of himself humping inflatable pool animals.

Thank you in advance!
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